☆ Kill the Boy Band PDF / Epub ✩ Author Goldy Moldavsky – Writerscompany.co.uk

Kill the Boy Band The most important thing that you should know is that this is not fanfiction It isn t one of those lonelygirl Tumblr fantasies about meeting your biggest celebrity crush This is the story of me and my friends and the time we met The RupertsKill The Boy Band is my spirit animal I may have mentioned it once or twice or a million times on this site that I am a huge Taylor Swift fan My room is papered with posters of her from her Fearless era when I first discovered her through Love Story to the 1989 era when she became a feminist, got a cute shoulder length bob and became the biggest person on the planet I have very strong opinions on Hiddleswift and which Tay Tay album is the best Speak Now, duh I have yet to see her in concert, but it s number one on my bucket list Often, when I was reading, I found myself nodding along with its insights on fandomYou ll find the biggest Ruperts critics in Strepurs Sometimes we sing like a tattoo they ll get, or we ll think a haircut make them look like a drug addict, or we ll make fun of the way they pose in photographs Just because we teased doesn t mean we didn t love Fandom is a complicated cultureBecause it s one hundred percent true Moldavsky has taken a typically inane part of popculture and made it complex and surprisingly thoughtful That s honestly not something I expected from a Misery and One Direction fanfiction pair Stalking boy bands was serious business Kill the Boy Band is unlike anything I ve read this year and the intro to this story is what really gripped meThe most important thing that you should know is that this is not fanfiction It isn t one of those lonelygirl Tumblr fantasies about meeting your biggest celebrity crush This is the story of me and my friends and the time we met The Ruperts You can believe it or not that s on you Just because you heard a different account of the events on the news doesn t mean that this one isn t true.I have to tell it exactly as it happened.I have to get the truth out.And I m truly sorry for what we have done After reading that, how could I possibly not pick it up In a way this book reminded me of the film Love Wrecked where the fan meets her favorite world famous rock star and they get stranded on an island.This review contains spoilers.But this storyline follows 4 fangirls of The Ruperts and they will do anything to meet them.It s definitely a unique s Allereerst Moet Je Weten Dat Het Niet De Bedoeling Was Dat Het Zo Zou Lopen We Wilden Alleen Bij Hen In De Buurt Komen.Daarom Boekten We Een Hotelkamer In Het Hotel Waar Ze Zaten.We Waren Niet Van Plan Een Van Hen Te Ontvoeren Zeker Niet De Stomste Van Het Stel.Maar We Hadden Hem In Handen En Zijn Kamersleutel, Zijn Telefoon En Zijn Geheimen.Wat Daarop Volgde Was Niet Gepland Ik Zweer HetVier Meisjes Ontvoeren Per Ongeluk Hun Minst Favoriete Jongen Uit Hun Favoriete Boyband Het Begint Als Een Grap, Maar Het Loopt Al Snel Uit De Hand People have called me crazy It s understandable fangirls get a bad rap all the time They say we re weird, hysterical, obsessed, certifiable But those people don t understand Just because I love something a lot doesn t mean I m crazy And I did love The Ruperts a lot I loved them than soft serve vanilla ice cream in summer, than seeing a new review of my fanfics, than discovering a good 80s movie I d never seen before Just because I was a Ruperts fangirl does not mean I was crazy I think it s important that you know that up front Because everything I m about to tell you is going to seem well, crazy Wow, okay So four girls go on a trip to see their favorite band, The Ruperts One of the girls gets her maid to get them into the same hotel and get a room for them Don t ask, read the book You have Erin, Isabel, Apple and Lydia now she keeps changing her name through out the book but I think I got the one little part where someone called her Lydia Don t quote me on that one I can t say nothing about fangirling because I was a nut over bands and actors all through childhood and, um still am DON T JUDGE ME This book is the crazy kind of fangirling in the above picture I never did any of that, didn t like crowds Other people may have seen fangirls as crazy teenage girls obsessed with a fad, but they couldn t understand the small but important joy you can get from indulging in these fandoms They didn t understand that a new gif of Rupert K grinning at you could I used to be a fangirl.There is something weirdly exciting about loving someone powerful.Someone enormously popular.In a way, you feel that overwhelming power and fame on your own fingertips.It s so addictive, however it can be dangerous as well.The obsession, the need, the undying love.Kill The Boy Band tackles this teenage fantasy in a very clever and sometimes masochistic manner Four girls that are connected through a boy band.These girls love these guys to death.I felt the excitement, the overwhelming emotions.Their lives are centered around these boys and it is crazy, but realistic as well.A lot of situations in this book made me think back of the time when I was a fan girl.The obsession, the undying love, watching every interview and reading every article there is about your object of obsession and undying love.What I really liked about this book was its portrait of the life o While this book was entertaining, dark and funny, I ll be lying if I said it was absolutely perfect and there is nothing wrong I got really uncomfortable reading about the sexual harassment which was NOT handled well , bad lgbtq rep, taking pictures of one of the girls who was a minor and threatening to show others, with or without her permission is still child pornography she didn t want anyone to see her naked and that was also NOT handled well and some other small things This book is honestly weird and definitely crazy af It starts off with four girls who are huge fans of a boy band called The Ruperts and somehow manage to get a room in the same hotel the boys are staying in Somehow, miraculously, the ugliest and useless boy from the band Rupert P i think is tied to a chair in the girls room From there on the story just gets crazier as twists and turns are introduced like, EVERY CHAPTER WARNING S P O I L E R S FROM HERE ON THEY ARE MAJOR AND NOT MARKED BUT I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT WAS IMPORTANT.These four character s are characters I couldn t help but sympathize and hate so fucking much Like each of them are so well developed and have so much crazy shit going on in their lives or horrible things that happened to them that you can t help but melt a little bit for But still, they did the Find all of my reviews at S MY 100TH REVIEW OF THE YEAR I have totally glossed over every single milestone number before this point, so I m going to celebrate the monumental occasion of my brain not failing me for once with a review of a huge surprise hit for me.The story here is about four diehard fans of a band called The Ruperts named so because they all have the first name Rupert, natch Said bandwas formed on the reality show So You Think the British Don t Have TalentIf you re now picturing You re not the only one When the girls hear about a Thanksgiving concert, they neeeeeeeeeeeed tickets Unfortunately, they were all gone within 7 seconds or some such so the girls have to come up with a new plan in order to get close to their future husbandsWe re getting a roomOnce the boys arrive it will be Which will undoubtedly lead to each girl receiving her happily ever after with the Rupert of her dreams Or maybe notWhat is your plan To kill the boy bandIf you re ancient like me and grew up with darkly humorous teenage tales such as Pump Up the Volume, Heathers and Jawbreaker Kill the Boy Band might end up being the sleeper of the year for you as well God this thing was a delight Even this happeningThe obvious way to go would ve been the Weekend at Bernie s route It s this movie where two guys pretend that this dead guy, Bernie, is still alive by putt ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES Reading this book was like watching my life flash before my eyes.I m not even exaggerating that because it literally was like reading a book written by 14 year old to 17 year old, me Because 14 17 year old me was a hardcore One Direction fan, just like these girls were hardcore Ruperts fans Like, there s this whole 1D world that people don t know anything about and suddenly I m reading a book that is perfectly describing it I was in serious shockMaybe it was obsession, but it was also happiness an escape from the suckiness of everyday life And when you find something that makes you happy and giddy and excited every day, us fangirls know a truth that everyone else seems to have forgotten you hold on to that joy tenaciously, for as long as you canSo, story time So let s just say once upon a time I was a 14 year old girl who randomly started watching the British X Factor online live at weird times of the day because that s clearly a normal thi What an insane ride I m still reelingErin, Isabel, Apple and Sloane are, in a word, obsessed with the Ruperts think One Direction And we are not talking about an oh I totally love that band level no this is the all consuming IFREAKINGLOVEYOUMARRYME sort The kind that has you up to all hours fantasizing and writing fanfiction The kind that has Because the truth is, it isn t worth loving something if you aren t going to love it all the way.And while neither of the girls can have any of the four Ruperts, at least they have each other.There is one cardinal rule to their friendship no sharing of the Ruperts They each have their own Rupert from the band and as long as no one tries to steal the other one s everything is great Their bond is strong enough to withstand anything life hurls at them Or so they thought Cause Life just hurled one huge bump in the road at them, and his name is Rupert P the ugly Rupert God rest his soul The girls managed to secure a hotel room in the same building as The Rupertsand one thing led to anotherand suddenly Rupert P is alone, unguarded and chained via panty hose in their very own hotel room The Holy c What an adventure.I don t know if I should laugh, roll my eyes or give this book the award of the most comedic, addictive story I ve read this year.Let s rewind I should definitely laugh at all the craziness and ridiculousness in this book, roll my eyes at all the Ruperts fans especially the four heroines and I should definitely award this book with something, because THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.How far would you go to approach celebrities you admire worship can t stop thinking about love with all your fangirl heart Would you kidnap them One day with a star, would you say no It really wasn t supposed to go like this for the Four Fangirls I m going to refer to them this way, it s easier All they wanted was to attend the Ruperts new show And maybe catch a glimpse of them by booking a room at their hotel Not kidnap the ugliest, less talented, most forgettable of the Ruperts It sounds a bit ridiculous, doesn t it But then again, isn t that the point Far fetched sounding stories are not always bad A story like this one, with many WTF worthy scenes is my idea of spending a fun afternoon.A many readers find this book offensive, especially to fangirls all over the world I don t consider myself as being a fangirl, though I know I AM one when it comes to Damen Laurent and Alec Mag

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